An Itty Bit of Ditty: Archive

listening to "Crash Kings →

#musicmonday “I’m sipping on some sunshine; I’m gonna leave it for the morning in the afterlife…”

Mar 29th

Mar 28th

Goldilocks & the Two Baristas

Yesterday, in need of caffeinated reinforcement before attempting the 233 minutes of GONE WITH THE WIND, I visit my neighborhood Starbucks. There’s a woman in front of me asking a bunch of questions about the new sandwiches and apparently considering whether or not she wants one. I stand there for a couple of minutes before the barista, who recognizes me, asks if I want my usual. I do,...

Mar 28th

Mar 27th

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Mar 24th

Mar 23rd

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listening to "Arctic Monkeys - Secret Door... →

#tuesdaytunes “Fools on parade conduct a sing-along…” (“Secret Door” — Arctic Monkeys)

Mar 23rd

The Dangers of Social Interaction

Chipotle Guy: "Are you in school?"
      +5 charisma points
Me: "No."
      +5 ego points
Chipotle Guy: "Not even in college or anything?"
      +5 charisma points
Me: "No, I graduated in 2004."
      +5 ego points
Chipotle Guy: "Oh, I thought you were younger than that."
      -15 charisma points
Me: "... Nope."
      -10 ego points
      +10 humility points